Jiggidy, Jig

I flew back from NC today. Home, again. Whew: Raleigh to Charlotte, Charlotte to Miami w/ like an hour layover during the "to" parts. I didn't mind, though. I met some interesting people at the bars! (heh). For those who know me, know I just start to talk to anybody= I'm not shy. For example, while visiting an airport bar tonight, I chose to sit at the bar next to these guys who looked like they were having a good time. Mind you, I could have just sat by myself at a small table, pretending to read a magazine or trying to look busy by listening to old voice mails on my cell phone that, for some fucked up reason, I haven't deleted.

I love men, period. I have had a thing for guys ever since I could remember. I had more friends that were boys since I was one. I didn't really think about this until today while I was having lunch with Deb. I was telling her about past loves and crushes, and told her how I could even remember having a crush on this guy in Nursery School. Joe Campenile. We were in the same school up until we graduated High School. But that was one of the cool things about growing up how I did. Most everybody had moved into this new suburban neighborhood all at the same time with their kids and we all basically went to the same schools.

Anyways, I sit next to these guys who were just awesome. They had been there for most of the day, waiting. You know the whole "the airline messed up and now I'm just spending more money at the airport" conversation. So it made me think that these guys were already tanked. BINGO! Tanked and full of the most funniest jokes I have ever heard. This one guy should have his own HBO special. I ordered a Martini up/olives. John said, "I like those drinks too. We call them The Leg Spreaders" and I didn't even have to think, " as in, "I'll have one of those Leg Spreaders to drink". I told them of on of my friends, Sara, who said, "Grasshoppers always makes me take my top off" So those lines were the conversation starters. The jokes just got raunchy-er. Maybe I'll share them later.