WHITE & SPANISH

My Little Cousin, Monique, sent this to me and I laaaaaghed! I just had to share it here:

The difference between WHITE & SPANISH weddings.

WHITES: send out invitations.
SPANISH: send out maps.

WHITES: receive their invitations 3 months in advance.
SPANISH: find out about the wedding 1 week before from the tia or the
abuela, or the chismosa neighbor.

WHITES: have seven BridesMaids..
SPANISH: have seven pages of Padrinos.

WHITES: RSVP their invitation.
SPANISH: show up with three car loads and one gift.

WHITES: go to the wedding AND the reception.
SPANISH: just go to the reception .

WHITES: have elegant food.
SPANISH: have arroz con gandules, pernil, potato salad and guineos en
escabeche.

WHITES: order the cake from a bakery.
SPANISH: have their cake done by la senora down the street.

WHITES: eat the food and cake.
SPANISH: eat the food and cake.......... AND take some home para manana.

WHITES: at the reception, they drink wine
SPANISH: at the reception, they drink Coors, Budweiser. Bud Light, Bud Ice
, Corona , Bacardi, Pina Colada, Coquito, Don Q., Ron Cana, Vodka, Tequila,
Yellow shots, and anything else that is not glued to the decorations.

WHITES: relatives get drunk and pass out.
SPANISH: get drunk, shed a few tears and start talking non stop, fight,
then show up at your house drink more, then pass out.

WHITES: dance at the party...................YEAH RIGHT!!!
SPANISH: dance at the party to, Salsa, Merengue, Bachata, Reggaeton, Rap,
Old School, Oldies, House, then proceed drunk to the parking lot and resume
the dancing

WHITES: party ends at midnight.
SPANISH: party ends when the COPS show up , then everyone goes to your
house, lol

WHITES: wake up the next morning NOT WANTING another beer.
SPANISH: wake up the next morning at your house WANTING another beer and
left over food and cake!

Send this to all of those who have a sense of humor and are Proud to Be
LATINOS!!! And to the Gringos that love you for being a LATINO!